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Halloween = Candy Thanksgiving = Food Christmas = Gifts New Year = Drinks Valentines = Sex Birthday = All Of The Above
Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.
The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.
I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.
People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!
Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.
When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.
A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.
Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!
May all the day of the year, you continue smiling like today. May everyday brings positive energy and good news.
”The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate” – Oprah Winfrey
“We are always the same age inside” – Gertrude Steining to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Guess who is getting a cheap gift this year? Happy birthday mate.
Friends may come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever. Happy birthday.
On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing. Happy birthday.

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