Most funny birthday messages will jab fun at maturing. Here are a few jokes, funny wishes, and silly colloquialisms for birthday cards.
You are getting extremely old for your age.
How would you know you are extremely the age you think you are? Would you be able to recollect your own particular birth?
Maturing is diligent work, and you’ve earned one more year!
At this moment you are the most seasoned you’ve at any point been before and the most youthful you’ll ever be later on. Appreciate this minute!
A jury of your associates has concluded that you are blameworthy on a few checks of not looking your age.
Consider age a speed restrain. The more established you get, the quicker you can go.
On the off chance that you keep on looking so youthful for your age, researchers will request to ponder your privileged insights.
I don’t trust that it’s your birthday. You don’t look any more established than you did a year ago.
I believe it’s a great opportunity to begin speaking the truth about your age. You have to begin including your B.C. a long time.
You’re so old, I wager your watch measures time in hundreds of years.
On the off chance that you were a bit of gum, you would be Extra sans sugar gum. You’ve kept going quite a while.
Your nation gave you your first birthday exhibit: your citizenship!
There’s a solid connection between’s aggregate number of birthday cards got over one’s lifetime and the probability of death. Presently how would you feel about those individuals who recall forget to give you a birthday card?
You know you’re getting old when you get a sensitivity card for your birthday. (Place this in a general sensitivity card)
The more seasoned you get, the more seasoned I feel. So please quit getting more established.
On the off chance that individuals praise you this multiple occassions only to be conceived, shouldn’t they additionally commend all the genuine achievements you’ve made in your life?
Happy birthday! You’re one year nearer to your passing day. (For the worry wart)
It’s questionable whether birthdays are in reality bravo. Every birthday brings down your future by one year. Then again, the individuals who have the most birthdays have a tendency to have the most elevated future.
I would get a cake with a photo of you soon after you were conceived imprinted to finish everything, except the cake decorator said it was simpler to simply give you the cake with Yoda. ‘May the power be with you youthful Jedi.’